One of the advantages of retiring from
my day job to write is that I have the convenience of working at
home. No 45-minute commute; no waiting in traffic on the Queensway;
no stuck buses or fender-benders to negotiate; no parking lots to
subsidize. I get my coffee, fire up the computer, and I'm ready to
go.
Okay, let's back up again. A few
hurdles here to negotiate. One of my cats is outside clawing at the
window and demanding to be let in. I get up to let her in. I
start to sit down again, and another cat has taken my seat. I
negotiate with him (usually Sammy) to move. Then my dog Cody gets one of his
three hundred chew toys and starts flicking it at my ankle to remind
me that it's play-time. I toss a few obligatory rounds of the chew
toy, and then try to talk him into settling down. I reach for my
coffee, but it's already cold. I get up to nuke it in the microwave,
and when I come back my chair has been confiscated again. Sigh!
Sammy has now been removed to his
basket in the sun, and I'm ready to start again. I'll spend a few
minutes on e-mail and Twitter before I start writing. Shouldn't be
too long.
Two hours and many e-mails and retweets
later, I'm ready to go. I happen to glance up and register the fact
that there's a new ten centimetres of snow outside to shovel because
the snowblower still isn't fixed. My wife appears, all bundled up for
the Arctic, to remind me that we should go shovel it before it gets
too wet and heavy to move. She smiles ruefully at me and says: “I
bet Stephen King doesn't have to shovel his own driveway.”
I'm back now after shovelling, a
shower, and a late lunch. Better start working. Phone rings. I pick
it up without checking caller ID and then spend five minutes
convincing someone that I don't need additional accident insurance
even if it does cover every bone in my body.
I'm ready to work now, but I've lost my
train of thought. What was I working on?
I look up again at the window and
there's a squirrel standing on the railing of our porch eating bird
feed that's been spilled from the feeder by overanxious birds. Oh,
what the heck. I grab the camera and proceed to make a squirrel
video. It'll never make YouTube, but my wife will love it.
Some days are more productive than
others, I remind myself.
Besides, there is always this evening.
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